I am writing this in the chiller font for a very good reason, you see what I am about to tell you is a very true story, it happened not to me per say, but it was a very unnatural act that I was forced to bear witness to. I got out of bed this morning and it at first glance , seemed to be a normal Sunday morning like any other, I had… coffee.. And it was good… so.. I had another and I kept going while I did laundry and tended to other household chores, and I surfed on the stream for a couple of hours, with everything finished I decided to go to….. WAL MART! and that is where I saw it happen.. Every mans greatest fear.. Come to life, I went into the store and searched for a cart that didn’t have a limp.. I was there to buy a couple of work shirts and some new blue jeans so knowing my exact mission, I proceeded to the blue jeans isle.. And I saw him.. Out of the corner of my eye, he was a regular looking guy, except he looked pale.. You know.. Lifeless.. Like a man who had lost his will to live.. And then as he rounded the corner I saw the instrument of his terror, his little wife was walking ( Rather briskly) in front of the shopping cart pulling it and him along, and she was making a bee line right for.. FOR… THE WOMENS UNDERWEAR SECTION!!!!.. Well… I could see his fear becoming readily apparent I tried to bob and weave to stay out of her way, but me being the person I am knew that I could possibly be witnessing something unique..

(And really Fucking funny) a small crowd had began to form (Me and two other guys.. Who didn’t want to miss this either) and we saw her Holding up a pair and she said to him.. (As loudly as she possibly could) HONEY? WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THESE PANTIE”S???.. he saw us watching his horror, and a slow chuckle began to emerge from the crowd.. (All three of us..) He gave me that “Guys, please shoot me look,” we thought it was over but she did the unthinkable.. SHE HELD A BRA .. YES I SAID A BRA… UP TO HIS CHEST!!! I swear.. I’m not making this up.. She used his Man boobs for a comparison!! Oh.. The humanity!! Guys how can you let yourself be humiliated like this?? I couldn’t imagine a woman doing that.. But ..she Did!! I felt so bad for him.. And eventually I even stopped laughing long enough to pay the cashier and get into the cab to come home so I could share this horror story with you…Is this what married people actually do?? Seriously now.. IS IT?? … man I’m so glad I’m single…Its miller time.. everybody have a good one.. Scratch.