Yes dear friends.. Okay even some of ya’s that aren’t so dear. Its that special time of year now when the spirit of giving brightens even the darkest of spirits.. (Yeah right Giving.) yeah giving huh? Well screw that!I am officially tired O giving! Its My farggin turn!! I have been giving till my ass hurts! I have given so much my wallet feels like its in the middle of a drought. Screw that! I have given so much Unicef is doing drive bys on my street! So You know what I think I’m gonna do? I’m gonna write Myself a good old fashion wish list! And I’m gonna walk right up to that fat man in the flamin red suit and I’m gonna tells him: “alright Sleigh Boy!! Here my Christmas List! Now Cough it Up!!” this is just the beginning..
Okay.. First thing Right off. A Dragon needs himself a mean set of wheels. something that screams testosterone.. ya know something that commands respect.. Whats That Dickhead?? your taking MY parking spot??
I DON"T THINK SO!! Homey don't play that!"

Second. Every Dragons gotta have a castle.. you know what I'm talkin about? just a little place by the lake where I can throw friendly little get togethers with all of my Buds on the Blogstream.

And You know of course that Ol Scratch is gonna need some help in running such a big ass castle.. so send her and twenty more like her.

Or Her..

And of course mans or dragons best friend is his dog.. These guys will do.

And If you can't figure out what this one means your a frickin idiot.

And.. oh yeah..Did I mention HER?

well a Dragon can Dream can't he? And Oh yeah Oh wonderful Dough Boy from the North..
Merry Christmas.