
It used to be golf or Tennis that did the trick for me on those special occasions when insomnia would strike and I would find sleep so evasive. Now on those special days or nights I find that all that I must do is to turn on C-Span. Yeah buddy that’ll put me to sleep every time. Especially now, seeing as how its an election year, and every politician with an axe to grind has pulled themselves from the sewer’s shouting hollow campaign promises from every orifice of their bodies simultaneously. Yeah I know, its no big secret that I truly despise politicians of every sort, but seeing as how I have voted in the past, and plan on doing so again, less insults to what intelligence I still manage to cling to would be nice. As a card carrying American/ voter I would just like to address the panel face to face if I may.
To The Candidates for the Office of President Of The United States Of America:
Sir, madam, Mr. Mrs. Whatever. As an American citizen, and a proud member of what is- (In my humble opinion.) the greatest workforce on the planet. I simply want you to do the following during the remainder of this electoral session.
#1- When I ask you a simple question, please, at least try to give me an believable answer, preferably with a straight face if you can possibly do so.
#2- when asked in what ways you are eminently qualified to eradicate the numerous problems left behind by the previous administration, please answer any and all questions relating to this particular subject without pointing your finger at any of the other candidates in this election. I asked YOU the question, If I need to know something about them, their history, their voting record or where they stand on any particular issue, I will ask THEM myself. And please do not trail off the subject.
#3- Please while campaigning, try to focus on the important issues, for example, issue’s like, The Economy, Health care, and ending the Iraq war, issues like these are important to the people that may or may not vote you into office.
Look, its really simple, just make us believe that you give even half a shit about what is happening in THIS country. Make us believe that we aren’t buying into some kind of bullshit that will turn out to be even worse than the shit we’re in now. Make Every American, regardless of their Race, economic class, or their political party affiliation believe that their vote will actually count this time. let us believe that the most qualified person to do the job is actually running the country without having to STEAL the election this time. Make us believers, we need actual help, not bullshit promises. Shit would you listen to me? I’m starting to sound like a politician. Yeah I know, I’m too old to believe in fairy tales.
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