I thought that this one was interesting so I will post it.

You Are 36% Borderline

You're a little moody, but you probably don't have a borderline personality. Everyone has their ups and downs. Just don't make too much of them.

HI HONEY!... I'M HOME!!!

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Ok… see this is what Happened… see ok… now the truth.. The Boogie palace got stolen.. No wait.. It burnt down.. No.. wait there’s no fire department.. Ok ok I got it .. See Mr. P… not wait he’s on vacation.. Ok this is it!! I was on my way home from Wally world and-- awwww!! Don’t look at me like that will ya?? Okay! Alright I plumb forgot!! So Fire me..

In a young mans eyes there is wonder, old men simply know. You ask me how I lived my life? I will tell you so. With my head up.. Son. With shoulders back, with great pride in every step, if I’ve walked an inch, I walked for miles.
Ran beneath the sun, loved in the rain, chased after the moon and taunted the world of dreams. Courted many loves yet tamed but a few. Yes I have lived this life.
Cheated death.
Marveled at the innocence of the child.
I have loved.
I have laughed.
I have cried.
Held close friends and sacred family, and my enemies even closer.
Yes I have lived..
For the love of women.
For the respect of men.
Through pain.
Through tears.
For pride.
For country.
For God up above.
For honor.
I have fought the good fight.
And lost a few.
Laughed at the devil.
And challenged fate.
Beneath the sky.
Above the ground.
Yes Young man… I have danced the dance.

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*I let My Friend talk me into posting this, I thought it was kind of sappy for me, but whatever.. guess I'll let you be the judge.*



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It has been so long since I have slept in that I had almost forgotten about the Infernal flaming orb, well yesterday I had decided to take my last P.T.O. day at work today, and I also decided that I was going to try and get a little extra snooze time in this morning. But I forgotten all about Mr. Sun, for you see I am always up way earlier than he is usually, and by the time he shows himself I am neatly and safely tucked away safely inside of the warehouse where he can’t reach me. This morning however I wasn’t so lucky, I slept soooo good, and man it had to be in the five thirty hour , and I was still out, I was laying on the futon sawing logs, the fan was in the window all night sucking that sweet cool clean air into the Tomb all night long, man it was so comfy and then… Wham!! Along comes Six o’clock and that overblown pompous ten million watt light bulb has to go and wake me up, by blasting me right in the peepers! Okay, maybe ten million is a bit much, but that’s what it friggin felt like to me!.. Sure I got up and took the fan out of the window, and closed it and the blinds, but do ya think I could go back at sleep???.. Chit no. so.. I made some Starbucks, washed my sleepy peepers. And here I am barely past seven thirty am surfin the Stream.. And oh yeah… Good Morning..

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